A Fucked Up Saturday. - 2002-01-06 12:34 p.m. Saturday 12.00pm 4th January, KLCC. Me and my wife went to have lunch at Madam Kwan's. A waiter came to ask our orders but we haven't decided yet, so he had to wait. While waiting, he made faces. After that he went to the counter to do whatever he's supposed to do. 5 minutes later, we were ready to order. Nobody came. The waiter-who-made-faces, looked at us, but did nothing. Naturally, I was pissed off. I stood up, threw the menu on the table, the menu slided, made contact with the silverware, thus the fork and spoon went crashing down the floor. I stormed out of Madam Kwan's, but people thought I was angry at my wife or something, which I wasn't. But Madam Kwan SUCKS. I wanted to tell the fucker waiter to fuck off and eat pig's shit. But I didn't, and I regret that decision. It's not the first time I had problems there. Most of my friends have already banned Madam Kwan's from their list. I will do so... Same day, 4.00 pm, Destina Gombak. My wife wanted some potato chips, so I decided to stop by Destina to get them. While trying to park (the parking space was at my left) my car, a kancil tried to squeeze through the left of my car. This chick (let's call her Pig) and her pengkit driver honked at us. So we parked quickly, but she stopped behind us. Then, The Pig opened her door, put one leg down on the ground and shouted loudly "Woii.. BODOH KE!!!". I already had up to this much that day, so I got off my car, and went towards her. I really wanted to smack her face, woman or no woman. It was obviously their fault, and yet, they called me 'bodoh'? But before I got there, Pig closed the door, and they sped off. Berani bukak pintu, bila orang betul-betul nak confront, takut.... Later, while queueing up for the chips at the counter, a 40 year-old guy cut queue in front of me. He was literally looking for trouble. When the counter clerk wanted to pick my stuff, he pushed his stuff, so that the clerk will pick up his stuff first. I was already pissed off, I banged my hand loudly on my six-pack Coke (everyone looked at us), and stared directly at him. After paying for my items, I did an annoying - "OooOOooOOo" towards him. I am so pissed off with Malaysians. Our government are so intent on pushing material wealth like buildings, bridges, telecommunications and physical riches that they forget that the most important wealth is spiritual wealth. Let's face it. Our education system is fucked up. Sooner or later, something bad will happen, and who's going to be blamed?